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southern manscaping

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.
Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape
by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015
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Southern Cocktail

A lesbian sexual act that involves one partner inserting a dildo deep in her ass so that most of the end sticks out. Then while inside her ass, the girl with the dildo has intercourse with the other female partner facing backwards so the intercourse is butt to vagina with large thrusts.
My lesbian girlfriend gave me a sweet Southern Cocktail last night. It was a unique experience for me.
by Dr.JPC October 19, 2010
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Southern Party

A group of people in a public bathroom eating fries while taking shit.
I hate trying to use the bathroom when people are having a southern party.
by MKC, RCS, LR May 13, 2018
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Southern Pacific

An overrated California railroad that struggled financially until they begged Union Pacific to buy them, even though many people who simp for them deny this
“HOW DARE UNION PACIFIC REPAINT AN EX SOUTHERN PACIFIC UNIT” -Generic foamer from Redwood City California
by JulianRailroad November 5, 2021
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Southern Comfort

A famed American liqueur of whiskey base and peaches; excellent as a mixer as well as by itself. It's 100 proof adds to it's comforting qualities.
Sam's favorite drink is 100 proof Southern Comfort.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
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Southern Jessy

An insult used by those from the north to refer to people from the south, implying that they are cowardly.
shall we go swimming in the lake?

no it's too cold

you big southern jessy
by I'm right, greek boy June 9, 2011
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Southern Belle

Main Entry: Southern Belle
Part of Speech: Noun
Definition: A beautiful and charming woman from the Southern United States. A Southern Belle possesses an undeniable natural charm, has a warm and dazzling smile, and impeccable manners, calling each person she encounters 'sir' or 'ma'am' regardless of their age or position. A Southern Belle can be recognized by her unforgettable Southern drawl, unstinting hospitality and graciousness, and her recognition as Football as a part of her religion. Southern Belles are recognized as one of God's greatest creations and continously overshadow women from Northern US States.
"Look at Reese Witherspoon. She's flawless and brilliant. Look at her smile, look at her charm! I feel mezmerized by her!"
"Of course you do, she's from Tennessee."
"And what does that have to do with anything?"
"It has everthing to do with it! She's a Southern Belle!"
by theadorableangie October 10, 2006
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