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a guy/girl of romantic interest who only calls/texts/emails, etc. when it's convenient or when they 'happen' to be in the neighborhood.
Marc hasn't called me in 3 months, but he texted me last night because he happened to be at a bar across the street with his friends. What a fuckin sometimer.
by fistpumpin' boots March 7, 2010
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Sometimes Always

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Sometimes always is a phrase used do describe how often somethings occurs. It’s more commonly used with people of the 21st century and adults will say ‘that’s not the correct way of speaking you can’t ‘sometimes always’ it’s sometimes or always but you actually can.
Sally sits on the bus with Sam

Sam: Hi are you new?
Sally: No, I sometimes always catch the bus
Sam: Oh, makes sense

So sally would sometimes catch the bus and sometimes could be July to December but during those months she is always on the bus
by Emma. January 4, 2023
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When you don't know how to comfort somebody so you just make a shitty scooby doo joke and hope they don't leave you forever.
P1: Hey Bro I'm really sad today for some reason
Victoria: Bro It Scooby doo be like that sometimes
P1: Bro I'm trying to tell you about my feelings tf is wrong with you?
Victoria: I'm sorry I'm just too emotionaly Imature to have a deep conversaition with you.
by Gian69420 January 23, 2022
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Sometimer

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A person who forget half the things not all the things like Alzheimer’s
Mrs. W: I can’t remeber what else I ate today
Everyone: Wow she has Alzheimer’s
Mrs. W: No! It’s sometimers!!
by EiceCream May 16, 2018
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my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes
my mom sucks my dick sometimes

mine too
by DORER January 10, 2021
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When something unfortunate (sometimes fortunate) happens to someone or something.
Person 1: Damn, bro. I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me. That fucking thot.

Person 2: Damn, bro. It really be like that sometimes.
by Keykonday May 17, 2018
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