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Snowplow

An inexperienced skiing position that consists of putting your ski tips together in front of you, resembling a > in front of you. See pizza slice and snowplow bomber.
Inexperienced Skier: "I'm just learning to ski, I have to use the snowplow position."
Experienced Skier: "Ha, amateur."
by The Person Of Importance February 26, 2008
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german snowplow

After anal sex before pulling out, one punches the one receiving anal sex in the kidney causing the spinchter to contract and in the same motion one pulls out which wipes any fecal matter off of the penis.
I was fuckin' Jessica up the poop chute last night and I knew I was pokin' a turd so I gave her a German Snowplow before I pulled out so I wouldn't have an intense clean-up afterwards. I still had a stinky dink though.
by Travis McKenna January 28, 2006
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Canadian Snowplow

The act of respectably filling a woman's vagina with President's Choice whipped cream and proceeding to penetrate her, clearing out the majority of the whipped cream.
Hey buddy, do you want to head down to Tim's for a Double-Double?

Definately guy. Just give me a few minutes, eh. I have to give my consenting girlfriend a Canadian Snowplow first.
by The Saxy Hammer December 20, 2013
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Wisconsin Snowplow

The act of giving oneself an Alaskan Whaler(whiping semen on one's upper lip dirty sanchez style), then proceeding to thrust one's face towards the recipient's vaginal region(muff diving)and plowing through the vaginal lips.
Before Roberta and I got to bumping uglies, I gave her a major Wisconsin Snowplow to show her I meant business.
by Brett27 October 16, 2005
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kentucky snowplow

When having sex from behind, moments before climax, one will reach forward and grab the person's arms and thrust, thus driving their face into the ground where it will knock their teeth out, hence Kentucky, at such point, as a bragging rights and to complete the K-plow, you will push them around with their face still in the ground, leaving a blood trail.
Jake said, "Fuck it, give her the kentucky snowplow."
by Douglas P. July 21, 2006
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amish snowplow

you are hitting a girl from behind...you then break her arms and push her around the room like a snowplow
"dude...I gave the ho the greatest amish snowplow ever"
by Craig P. January 28, 2006
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texas snowplow

When your banging a girl doggy style then lift her up by her arms and run around, banging her into shit like bookcases and chairs.
My girl got knocked out when I texas snowplowed her into the refrigerator, so I decided to finish the job myself.
by Leeroy Smithington August 3, 2006
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