HAIL SNEEZER!

What you can say when someone sneezes instead of bless you or God bless you.

Person 1: *sneeze
Person 2: HAIL SNEEZER!

by Frenchtard April 13, 2024

whimpering sneezer

When you sound like whimpering when ya sneeze, usually bc you're a twink, your name starts with R, you're a loser or all of the above.

"Have ya seen how Reki sneezes?!"
"YEAH he sounds like he totally sounds like a whimpering sneezer..."

by sigmaalphamale777 May 28, 2024

whimpering sneezer

When ya sneeze sounding like you just whimpered. Usually if you're either a twink or sneeze like an anime girl

"Have ya heard how Reki sneezes!?"
"PFTT yeah, he's totally a whimpering sneezer"

by sigmaalphamale777 May 28, 2024

Salty Seeder

When you cast your seed (ejaculate) on another as an act of spite, rather than lust.

When Jimmy and I were banging this chick, he didn't warn me that he came in her before we switched sides. I got mad, so I pulled out and hit him with a salty seeder on the arm.

by Fuzzyfluffle March 27, 2026