SMITEWADS

First used by Mr. Jack Bender, it is an acronym for "stabbing myself in the eye with a dirty spoon."

*someone tells a stupid pointless joke.*

--silence--

someone/everybody else: "SMITEWADS."

by Murphy's Outlaw December 23, 2004

smiledr

A Middle aged beautiful and smart woman who has the potential to do anything with a little help from someone she trusts.

Thats no angel....thats smiledr

by God of the Sea November 16, 2007

smithed

getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.

also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.

Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..

by francie345 January 9, 2008

shitedom

a realm that exists within every activity where the perp is no good

pinkney - 'weve been playin this footy match for 15 mins and no one has scored yet'

bellis - 'aye'

nathan - 'ya both belong in shitedom, yer crap at fifa'

gav - 'hahahahahahahaha'

by slipperyjoe December 15, 2009

Smithed

To finess or to do a perfect job.

My results from my exam came back. I smithed it.

by Ralph o'rorke September 25, 2017

smiterfucker

A know it all , big head , smug faced .

Having a conversation with the biggest “ smiterFucker “ ever

by Smug the slug November 10, 2018

Smite

A handsome boy

Smite is bae

by Yaha April 28, 2019