slippery seal

when getting a woman doggy style on a linoleum floor; before she has an orgasim the man reaches down and screams "orf orf!" and proceeds to knock her hands out from under her, hitting her face on the floor.

she thought her floors were nice till I gave her the slippery seal.

by Clark, T May 2, 2006

Slippery Cock

A insulting name for Slippery Rock University, also called Slimy Pebble.

My friend Bill goes to Slippery Cock.

by AJ November 16, 2003

Slippery Tapdance

The sexual term for recieving a foot job in the shower and/or bathtub.

Person 1: Did you hear LeeRoy got a slippery tapdance from Dave last night?
Person 2: It was the dirtiest shower he ever took.

by liqher hunters February 24, 2011

Slippery Sally

When one recieves fellatio from his female partner and right before ejaculation gives the warning, then ejaculates all over her face while grabbing the back of her neck and rubbing it all over her face with the other hand yelling SLIPPERY SALLY SLIPPERY SALLY.

1) While I was recieving fellatio from sally, I came all over her face and yelled SLIPPERY SALLY!
2) I gave your sister a slippery sally, that must be where that skin pigment deficency came from.

by Sickashell July 16, 2008

slippery beaver

A woman's hairless vagina

You can see many celebrity's slippery beavers as they exit the motor vehicle.

by kiwi_spiller November 1, 2007

slippery sailor

1. Extremely drunk. Usually in such a way that you're all wobbly at the knees and doing your best to stand up. Akin to a sailor on a ship deck being washed with large waves during rough seas doing his best to stay on his feet.

"He was so bloody pissed last night he was doing the slippery sailor!"

by Jay Kaufman July 20, 2007

Slippery bowl

An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.

*drops a bowl while drying dishes* "DAMN SLIPPERY BOWL!!"

by NeildeGrasseDyson February 27, 2015