Servando

if you know a servando or are a servando then you are a hella lucky person, he is the sweetest, cutest, bestest guy ever. known for his warm lips and adorable eyes. Passionate and loving, although at times is known for being a jerk.
one of the most beloved people on the face of the Earth.

hey is your boyfriend nice to you?
ofcourse, he is Servando.
Garcia.

by Nowalia March 2, 2011

Civil service syndrome

A condition/ disease that can infect federal, state and local, civil service employees.

Civil service syndrome symptoms
1. Its not my job
2. Sending dumb E-mails (Think about it)
3. Two hour lunches
4. Annual leave, four times a year or more
5. Planned sick leave
6. Kissing ass
7. Working your own hours, not core hours
8. Taking credit for work that you didn't do
9. Grubbing for overtime
10.Doing as little work as possible
11.Hearing but not listening (Being a hard head)
12.Thinking only about yourself, and how great you are
13.Power hungry
14.Sick on mondays
15.Not being able to walk in others shoes

by J Martin October 8, 2007

the postal service

a band that sounds alot like death cab for cutie because the singer happens to be Ben Gibbard.

the band also consists of producer Jimmy Tamborello of Dntel, and a few other bands (headset and figurine). the group formed after ben set vocals to a song on one of Dntel's albums.

the postal service succeeds in creating a unique sound mostly upbeat and poppy.

the postal service. you'll probably like them if you like cheery music. or something like that.

by sammy____ September 13, 2006

Translate server error

A famous Chinese restaurant serving bugs saute...

- Tom what's "restaurant" in Chinese?
- Er translate server error?
- Weird...

by Tom Gore October 4, 2008

servo

A sick place where you go before school and get a mother with a slushy for $4.50

Oi drongo lets go to the servo and get a feed

by Drangon Lord Puff Daddy June 28, 2018

EA servers

A shitty game server that disconnects way too often. Especially in FIFA 15.

Person 1: (playing FIFA 15) What the fuck? Why do I keep getting disconnected?
Person 2: Because the EA servers are shit.

by punkrocka February 25, 2015

serviture

an exclamation used when someone has been served, often said by a bystander. if no bystanders are there, and there is a totally awesome serviture, the one who has served the other person may say it. if the person says it when there is, in fact, a bystander, but the bystander has not acknowledged it, it is officially an irrelevant serve, and the server has officially served him/herself

person 1: dude, where have you been?? i've been waiting here for an hour!!!

person 2: oh sorry, its easy to lose track of time when i'm bangin your mama

bystander: SERVITURE!!!!!!!!!!!

by sigglet December 13, 2010