Simon

That one buff dude that all the ladies woo over, and all the other guys envy.

oh god, it's Simon. mr. steal yo girl...

by JobansaTheEpic November 28, 2016

Simon

A word to describe a hugely inappropriate guy, habitual line-crosser and general problem maker. But sees himself as sweet, witty and desired by women.

Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.

Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?

Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.

Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!

by T-dash-Roy October 17, 2013

the simonizer

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

by simon audley September 27, 2006

Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 7, 2003

Simonizing

Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.

In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.

F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'

by theFlavs November 10, 2012

Simon

A guy who's dick is so big they call him the "human tripod".

Hey joe did u see the "human tripod" (simon)today.

by Big dehk Ben November 9, 2015

simon

insane. stay away. be careful. may try to seduce you.

very hot dangerous male.
sexy beast.

omg is that simon?? how sexy, i should stay away

by sexy woman (rayyan) May 7, 2023