The most beautiful man you will ever meet. He will be nice, funny, strong, caring, and many others that are everything you will ever want in a man!
by *Spits out tea* December 2, 2019
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An massive ogre who will rip your ass to shreds. His foreskin has many layers to keep your ass cheeks tight.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
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Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?
Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?
Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
by Onion_noinO December 8, 2019
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