shartist

One who creates fabulous works of art by painting with liquified poo or shart. This shartist spans all genres, from classical portraits to Pollock-style modern splatter technique.

That Grandy is a damn fine shartist. He is the Jackson Pollock of shartists.

by tarheelchick October 7, 2011

shortie

your best friend. you call them shortie, even though you guys tower over everyone. she is so gorgeous but she refuses to admit it.

"who's that girl over there? she's gorgeous?"
"oh, that's just my shortie"

by moistmermaid February 18, 2017

sorriest

The most sorry example on show.

The vette is the sorriest excuse for a sports car here.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

shortie

a word to call a short person usually short and bratty and too annoying to handle .

you that shortie is a bitch

by pepperbish February 2, 2020

shortie

alternate spelling 'shorty'--although shortie typically refers to girls, 'shortie' also refers to a guy that's a short bitch. Shorties are very persistent and act as if they're of normal height. They are mental irregulars and need meds. Beware!

Look at that shortie, you know he has to be a total bitch.

by marecare September 28, 2005

shortstoppin

houstons slang for stackin bread

im out here grindin shortstoppin

by terriffic June 11, 2006

Shotties

A corruption of the "shotgun" claim. Shotties is used to call first go, smoke, drink, ride, whatever, on anything.

"I shotties first draw"

by Shotties September 23, 2005