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Jean Shepherd

A close "cousin breed" to the well-known central-western European species of dog, this choice of canine is favored by movie-stars for its loyalty and friendly disposition.
As a child, I heard a radio-ad narrated by someone calling himself "Jean Shepherd"... I remember wondering at the time how a dog could talk.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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Shepherding

Collectively known as the soul-less

Act of Trawling through reams of porn. until the

Right hand is tried from clicking so many

Links to hardcore anal, and brutal macho porno.

SHEPHERD
Girl - "What did you do last night?"
Carl - "Stayed in and did some shepherding"
Girl - "What's that?"
Carl smiles
by Lordcraggle December 31, 2010
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Buddy the German Shepherd

The first dog in the United States to get Coronavirus; and was the first one to die of it. The circumstances were very tragic, not only because this was first dog to get it, but because it took multiple visits to three different veterinarians to find one who would test the dog for Covid-19. By the time Buddy's family got answers about what he had from the New York and Federal governments, one month had passed since the dog initially got sick. What should have taken about two to three weeks took a month to complete. He is a victim of the systematic Speciesism that tends to be quite prevalent in the U.S. government and the two mainstream political parties.
Buddy the German Shepherd is famous victim of systematic Speciesism that facilitated the spread of Covid-19. Just a question: Why hasn't Chuck Schumer, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Andrew Cuomo said anything about this? They should do something about this.
by Vanguard 1998 February 2, 2021
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White Shepherd

by A Random dog lover June 2, 2022
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Shepherd’s Dog

A dog that licks the peanut butter off of a humans asshole. Easily identified by the dingleberries on the snout that consist of a perfect mixture of peanut butter, saliva, and shit.
Damn, all I smell is the snout of that Shepherd’s Dog! What a face full of fuck!
by Alan Flint April 12, 2025
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Shepherd

A charismatic leader, often very quiet but effective. This type of guy is desired by women younger and slightly older than him. When he enters a room, the mood shifts.
That guy Shepherd is very charming.
by Rpoi November 23, 2021
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Major the German Shepherd

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.
The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)
by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021
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