sampling pasta

Sucking on a micro penus until completion occurs and swallowing the cum.

Dude! I totally saw Stephanie sampling pasta!

by Ittlewinks November 6, 2020

Simpling

If two or more people are simping over the same person they are considered “simplings”

What a bunch of simplings

by Wilco Beats January 15, 2021

shmeping

Shmeping means anything you need it to mean.

I ain’t even shmeping Bro that guy just shmeped with another guy

by The shmeper April 24, 2021

Steepling

A hand gesture where the fingers of one hand touch the other and the palms are pressed inwards arching the fingers.

This was once a gesture of confidence, but now it solely connotes condescension and is only seen in action by the #bellends in Apple's virtual events.

Ugh, I can't watch those Apple events anymore with those cringe-making presenters steepling their hands like the new colour phone needs to be explained to me like I'm six.

by jetpants May 3, 2021

shamling

a type of shampoo used for itchy scalp

love me a good shamling when my head itchy

by rocko de paco May 16, 2021

shamling

A type of shampoo to make your scalp less dry

my head is super itchy gonna go use my shamling

by Kyle Mack May 16, 2021

Shambling

(Verb) When a person or group of people are in shambles and wallowing in self pity they are shambling (Sham-Bull-Ing).
(Past Tense) Shambled (Sham-Bull-D)

I am shambling rn.

by Saku_ November 18, 2021