by sswysh October 14, 2020
Get the Schrodinger’s Chat mug.Schrodinger's Underwear is a trans-game, a perpetual tease, amounting to holding up a cardboard box, waving it around, and saying in a loud voice,
"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;
once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;
so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"
The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.
Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.
When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;
once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;
so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"
The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.
Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.
When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
When a professional operative (a man who has made a career of invading women's gyms, claiming discrimination, and winning law-suits) walks into woman's changing room in a conservative area, and there are different stories about whether male equipment was flashed -- the man claiming to have had surgery removing his male genitalia, woman in the changing room denying this, and the conflicting journalistic reports are never resolved, we have a clear case of the #Schrodinger's Underwear dynamic.
The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Underwear mug.When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."
Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."
Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"
Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"
Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's homo mug.A thought experiment that proposes the following. If you fuck a feminine looking person, and never check if they have a dick, are you gay? Did they have a dick to begin with?
Jock 1: Fucked this cute bitch at the gay bar last night
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap
by A Coastal Gay January 11, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Trap mug.When someone is both serious and joking, with the deciding factor being how people react. Often times they are serious, but if people react in a way that they did expect or foresee, a Schrodinger's Jester will claim it is a joke.
Person A: "I am a pacifist until I get angry"
Person B: "That isn't how being a pacifist works"
Person A: "Yes it is!"
Person C: "It actually isn't"
Person A: "It was a joke"
In this scenario, Person A was a Schrodinger's Jester
Person B: "That isn't how being a pacifist works"
Person A: "Yes it is!"
Person C: "It actually isn't"
Person A: "It was a joke"
In this scenario, Person A was a Schrodinger's Jester
by Mad Cheshire September 8, 2023
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Get the Schrodinger's Dog mug.The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.
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