saxon is the most annoying guy you will ever meet. he has the tiniest dick in history, smaller than your toes.
he is also 4'7, and looks like phineas flynn with brown hair. girls scream and run away whenever they see him. he is also gay with his best friend, always a boy called liam.
he is also 4'7, and looks like phineas flynn with brown hair. girls scream and run away whenever they see him. he is also gay with his best friend, always a boy called liam.
girl 1: omg its saxon hide
girl 2: quickly run
saxon: hey ladies
girl 1: SHIT RUN BECKY HE FOUND US
girl 2: *screams*
girl 2: quickly run
saxon: hey ladies
girl 1: SHIT RUN BECKY HE FOUND US
girl 2: *screams*
by ekittengrabber June 5, 2023
Get the saxonmug. 
Get the Saxonmug. Saxon is a tall blond best with a attitude but don’t be fooled if u get to know him he’s a grate guy honest,caring,and loyal to the point u touch his friend and he will end u.but overall an absolute mad lad!!!!!!!
by Half a back July 14, 2019
Get the Saxonmug. A young fellow with usually a 0.00000005 mm penis. They usually stay around the height of 5'3 and are plump and large. Saxon means someone who has an IQ of 10.3, meaning they cannot spell the basic words e.g hello. These people have allergies to everything and cannot breath for over a minuet without needing asthma spray. P L U M P.
by saxon hater 101 September 30, 2023
Get the Saxonmug. men with this name have a massive horse cock, upwards of 22” and makes all the girls scream when he puts it in. loves having fun in bed and will most likely steal your girlfriend with one look.
by noxas March 23, 2022
Get the saxonmug.