He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)
His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)
When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)
When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"
Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"
Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"
"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"
Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"
"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
by gorgeousgeorge83 December 21, 2009
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Gosh Joe. Stop being such a Samitt. You ruin everything with your annoying chemist behavior! Get a life!!!
by awesomer_man December 25, 2008
Get the samitt mug.Noob for life. Was declared tranny by hourable porn director Mr.AshishA . Got his father as a classmate. Thinks he can beat up WWE wrestlers but gets belted by every fucking guy. He has got 100 proposals in his old school both boys and girls have proposed him. Coz they were confused abt his gender. Got really cool frnds and classmates but still is a grade A loner. If u ppl r reading this and still didnt hit samit u r one his community. Wait can I mention his caste He is an OBC. Coz even if the bus has only 4 ppl , he sits awayyyyyyyyy from em. Don't forget to hit that cool looking gay fuck.
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