Jizz Stain

When a guy jacks off and gets semen on a stain-able surface, such as leather or shirt material.

Dude I totally had a jizz stain on my pants today at school and I didn't even notice.

by Brony69 November 28, 2011

Butt Stain

Under wear marks from wet farts, unsuccessful wiping, not caring what yer momma sees...

He's a butt stain.......

by Dan Da butt Stain December 20, 2008

youngbul stain

(A word that originated in Philadelphia) A stain on one's shirt or article of clothing (either dirt, juice, or sauce etc.), that is usually affiliated with someone sloppy because it reminds the people who see it of children who get stains on their clothes at a young age.

(Gian spills juice on his shirt)
Saeed: Damn yo Gian got a youngbul stain!
(Gian is embarrased and lowers his head in shame)

by Big Seed November 19, 2006

Vain Stain

Fake Tan or the orange shit that self-obsessed insecure women smear all over themselves to try to make themselves more attractive to men. The irony is that pretty much all men hate it and think it makes women look like fucking idiots.

No matter how much Vain Stain that geebag smears all over herself, she still can’t hide from the fact that she’s a self-obsessed ugly bitch.

If she puts on any more VainStain she’ll turn into a fucking UmpaLumpa!

by IceGiant February 27, 2008

waste of stain

The definition for any individual who's sum-total life existence cannot even offset the nasty, sheet-stained consequence of the three-minute, 'spice' fueled, crack-ho mounted, comdomless stank-fuck that conceived them.

School shooter=waste of stain. Same for snatch-chat, FB and Twitter addicts...and whatever shitty program that comes next,; robbing youth of their rightful social voice and future achievement potential.

by YAWA March 7, 2018

stain on the sheet

a term used to give reference to a pre-birth era before your father's sperm impregnated your mother it was a dribble on the bedsheets.

"Back then you were just a stain on the sheets!"

by Kat November 20, 2004

box stain

Any stain left by a vagina, or someone so useless and stupid they might as well be viewed as a vaginal secretion.

Simone left a box stain on my comforter and I need to get it out before Lauren comes over.

-or-

I can't believe you are still watching tivo on the sofa. Go to work, box stain!

by n@dogg November 16, 2006