sass squashed

When your partner shoves a 48mm round squash into your vagina, as he is balllllls deep in your asshole ,causing your poor lil vagina to rip. Commenice the sassiness. Hench "Sass Squashed"... ****totally worth it****

In sassy tone, "Girl, today he totally sass squashed me! I think I might need medical attention!!! Please bulldoze the garden ASAP"!!

by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021

squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.

MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.

by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017

exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.

Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

squash dome

Large cranium with thin whispy top hair enhancing a full forehead view for onlookers (five head if you will). Some who carry this squashdome with pride may exhibit dad like isms and sport an iconic mustache in family photos. This is so kids will forever have “that lovable father” image. Squashdomes also tend to drive teslas, sip pumpkin spice in the fall, and wear hawaiian shirts when doing daily activitiea

That guy has a squash dome.

by Teflonn September 21, 2019

Wipe Squash

When you’re in Wisconsin and you don’t wipe your butt efficiently, it results in an epic squash on your undies.

Hey, Marke! I noticed you had a wipe squash when you walked away.

by DonPitote May 16, 2019

Washing Squash

The act of giving a hand job, either to ones self or to another, for pleasure.

"Where is Bobby?" "I don't know, I think he's in his bedroom washing squash."

by RogerMoore'sUncle January 6, 2017

moon squash

Chilling at night, passing the time.

Homicidal moon tendencies

"What are you up to"

"I'm just moon squashing, you?"

by PSB2017 January 29, 2017