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red sombrero

Similar to earning your red wings, it's when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. Tus ojos están en llamas!!!!
I went to Mexico and all I got was a red sombrero. Thanks Mother Nature for ruining our sexiversary.
by Joephuckyoself July 25, 2017
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Sombrero

Derogatory term for an MLB batter's box score: 0 for 4 with 4 strikeouts.

Double sombrero: 0 for 8 with eight strikeouts.
Mike Stanton laid down a sombrero today. Four plate appearances, four whiffs.
by Kefteniglo October 23, 2018
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Phenix City Sombrero

When a trashy white girl eats Taco Bell then gets jizzed in her asshole by her brothers, cousins, uncles, and close friends then let’s it marinate for a good 20 - 30 mins. Then she voids all excrement leaving a delicious nut stained Mexican delicacy.
Damn Darlene… I really have a hankerin’ for another one of them “deeeeeeluctible”Phenix city Sombreros. Call up the boys sweetheart. Aye! Aye! Aye!
by LordofLadonia August 7, 2022
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Phenix City Sombrero

When a trashy white girl eats Taco Bell then gets jizzed in her asshole by her brothers, cousins, uncles, and close friends then let’s it marinate for a good 20 - 30 mins. Then she voids all excrement leaving a delicious nut stained Mexican delicacy.
Damn Darlene… I really have a hankerin’ for another one of them “deeeeeeluctible”Phenix city Sombreros. Call up the boys sweetheart. Aye! Aye! Aye!
by LordofLadonia August 7, 2022
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Seattle Sombrero

When you put your uncircumcised penis over another persons nose.
When he was sleeping, I gave him him a seattle sombrero.
by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022
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Seattle Sombrero

When you dip your uncircumcised penis into a cup of coffee, and then stretch it over another persons nose.
My friend kept falling asleep at work, so i gave him a little "seattle sombrero" to get him through the day!
by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022
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butt sombrero

Look at the butt sombrero on that one!!!
by cow2181 January 21, 2021
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