A band which endorses the practical use of mathematics over religion and economics. They call all their followers "Maggots," which idealizes all of which to be equal in all right. They believe in force in order to mantain their beliefs over others. In short, Slipknot are nine little communists.
by Never May 09, 2005
Hahah! You guys are funny. Cuz slipknot is just 3 guys wailing on their 300 drums and 6 other guys yelling and smashing stuff, every song of theirs is a bunch of crap. They suck.
Somebody mentioned that the singer said "Talentless bands don't sell out concerts"
*cough*
Blink 182 (not saying they suck, they just have very little talent) Offspring (Great band, they have no talent)
Green Day, Good Charlotte.
These bands have no talent, some write OK songs, some write bad songs.
Slipknot writes bad songs and has no talent.
Thus bringing me to the conclusion that they suck.
It shouldn't take 9 people to light a drumset on fire so one person can take a 30 minute drum solo.
That's John Baunum's job (sorry if I spelt that wrong)
Thanks and have a nice day
Somebody mentioned that the singer said "Talentless bands don't sell out concerts"
*cough*
Blink 182 (not saying they suck, they just have very little talent) Offspring (Great band, they have no talent)
Green Day, Good Charlotte.
These bands have no talent, some write OK songs, some write bad songs.
Slipknot writes bad songs and has no talent.
Thus bringing me to the conclusion that they suck.
It shouldn't take 9 people to light a drumset on fire so one person can take a 30 minute drum solo.
That's John Baunum's job (sorry if I spelt that wrong)
Thanks and have a nice day
by Popcorncity November 07, 2005
Bullshit band which is just a ripoff of Pantera, without the solos. Anyone who says that solos are 'Boring and unnecessary' gets to learn what my fist tastes like.
My life was always shit,
And I don’t think I need this anymore!--
Turn that shit off, and find my Cowboys from Hell CD, you poser freak.
And I don’t think I need this anymore!--
Turn that shit off, and find my Cowboys from Hell CD, you poser freak.
by Person who knows his music May 13, 2005
A band from Des Moines, Iowa, made up of 9 people who never claim to be the best or heaviest metal band on earth, yet somehow, people are always saying that they suck just because they aren't as heavy as some other bands out there. The members of Slipknot have a lot of musical talent, and just because they choose to be signed onto a major record label, doesn't mean that everyone should diss them for just trying to make a living.
People think they are so cool when they say 'Oh, Slipknot isn't hardcore. They suck because I listen to underground death metal bands who no one has ever heard of because I'm an individual' when the members of Slipknot probably have more talent than they ever will.
by Wednesday March 10, 2004
by a someewhat smart guy September 25, 2009
Occasionally referred to as 'Slopkunt', a group of mask-wearing idiots who are too scared to reveal their real identities for fear of getting speared by us for producing such shit music.
by DeaD PersoN August 01, 2003
A very generic band From Iowa, USA. The band consists of a ridiculous 9 members.
Often associated with teenagers who try to act hardcore and be cool by listening to the band.
Boring song writing, occasional insights or social commentary amongst a tonne of meaningless swearing.
Overall an extremely over-rated and untalented band.
Brings shame to the music industry.
Often associated with teenagers who try to act hardcore and be cool by listening to the band.
Boring song writing, occasional insights or social commentary amongst a tonne of meaningless swearing.
Overall an extremely over-rated and untalented band.
Brings shame to the music industry.
Slipknot cannot compare to other more talented bands such as Megadeth, Dream Theater or Cannibal Corpse.
by Cowboyo September 06, 2009