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Shaft Jockey 

To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.
Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.
Shaft Jockey by ImDrillin August 30, 2017
Related Words

Shaft Jackstall 

V. The act of beating your meat in school during school hours.
Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".

Shaft broom 

The action of a man giving head to another man and his mustache dragging across the other man's shaft, like a broom across the floor
Yeah Dustin's shaft broom really cleaned my dick last night!
Shaft broom by BT34M October 10, 2018

Shaft Masher 

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.
Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.

shaft n slide 

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
shaft n slide by Ahent June 3, 2019

Shaft spacer 

The flesh of a woman's taint separating two penises during an act of double penetration.
"Damn I thought that girls Shaft Spacer was going to split last night. "

"OMG that shaft spacer was stretched to the max bro"
Shaft spacer by FannyMan76 March 30, 2022