SCIENCE!

Subtly different from regular, or garden, science, SCIENCE! is when reality starts to break down in a haze of maniacal cackling. Any idiot can practise science. It takes a real psychotic genius to pull off SCIENCE! The capital letters and exclamation mark are important.

Newtons laws of motion are science. Frankenstein's monster was SCIENCE!

Performing SCIENCE! occasionally leads to angry mobs attacking your isolated castle, wielding pitchforks and burning torches.

"B-but that's impossible! It shouldn't work! It can't work! It doesn't make sense!

"Nothing is impossible for SCIENCE!"

by Zakrael February 2, 2008

science damnit

used instead of god damnit to express dismay

person 1: "that asshole just killed my character!"
person 2: "SCIENCE DAMNIT!"

by T and POPO April 22, 2007

black science man

People dont think the universe be like it is, but it do.

Black Science Man: this is knowledge

by black science man September 12, 2017

Radio Scanner

A device used to see how YOUR tax dollars are being spent.

I like to listen to my Radio Scanner, so I know what is going on.

by DUDE May 8, 2003

oh my science

A pun which is contrived from the common exclamation "oh my god". The intention of the user of the expression is usually, in addition to expressing exclamation, to also draw subtle humour at the grand religion vs science debate (regardless of whether religion and science are truly mutually exclusive in the first place).

Oh my science! You wouldn't believe what I just saw.

Ha ha ha, you atheist. So what did you just see?

by chtchtcht July 11, 2014

rocket science

(adj.) term used to describe anything considered overly complex to the average luddite.

It doesn't take a degree in rocket science to figure out that any email from a stranger with an attachment and a subject line that says, "I Love You", contains a virus.

by fugitive247 November 7, 2004

Rocket Scientist

Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.

Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking rocket scientist, as if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004