The funniest indian comedian ever. I saw his taping and nearly cried for a good 45 minutes because it was so funny. You have to see this guy.
"IMMIGRANTS!"
"But dad, UR an immigrant"
"EHH! YOU VATCH VAT U SAY TO ME!!"
"!Xobile"
"OI! RUSSELL! SOMEBODY GONNA GETTA HURT REAL BAD"
"But dad, UR an immigrant"
"EHH! YOU VATCH VAT U SAY TO ME!!"
"!Xobile"
"OI! RUSSELL! SOMEBODY GONNA GETTA HURT REAL BAD"
by h1ndu November 22, 2004
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Russell Coight Quotes:
"Captain Cooks fleet could well of met a watery grave or even drowned"
"Meanwhile on the ground a mob of emus can be seen grazing....
Emus tend to travel in pairs or sometimes alone or in groups, and feed mainly at night or during the day"
"I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite."
"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."
"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."
" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."
"Captain Cooks fleet could well of met a watery grave or even drowned"
"Meanwhile on the ground a mob of emus can be seen grazing....
Emus tend to travel in pairs or sometimes alone or in groups, and feed mainly at night or during the day"
"I gained most of my vast knowledge of the outback from my father Russell Coight Snr, who taught me everything I know before he died from a combination of a self-inflicted axe wound, sunstroke, and snake-bite."
"Out here, survival is the name of the game. Only it's not a game; it's deadly serious."
"Some of the animals are nocturnal, so the best time to see them is at night. Only you can't see them, because it's dark."
" Feel's good to be on the road again, feels like a drug, not an illegal drug a good drug, not that drugs are good there bad, this drug is a driving drug, not a speed one*pauses*, I'm on a natural high..."
by Russ26456875467 October 18, 2012
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The most freakin cringe football player on the planet. He creates nicknames for himself that are not accurate. (Mr.Unlimited and Dangeruss)
And even worse he got traded to the Broncos so that makes him even more cringe
And even worse he got traded to the Broncos so that makes him even more cringe
Jim: Bro Russell Wilson is so cringe
Sarah: I know, he calls himself "Mr.Unlimited"
Jim: That guy needs help
Sarah: I know, he calls himself "Mr.Unlimited"
Jim: That guy needs help
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y April 15, 2022
Get the Russell Wilson mug.An actor who was born in New Zealand in '64. He loves to act but loves one thing more: fightin' 'round the world! He fights his directors and he fights his fans; it's a problem no one understands. If there are two things he loves it's fighting and...fightin' round the world!
"Oy! you wanna fight eh!?"
"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"
"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"
"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"
"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"
"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"
"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"
"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"
"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"
by FRTW November 15, 2005
Get the Russell Crowe mug.Serty fie dollars, noooooooooooooooo i can't do serty dollar, i sell to you serty dollar today, tomorrow i clo down
by Nissannazi January 9, 2005
Get the russell peters mug.Talented young pointguard for the Oklahoma City Thunder (drafted 1st round, 4th pick). Very promising player who loves to drive the lane and throw down massive dunks. Still has a lot of learning and improvement to do; possibly will be one of the best point guards in the NBA.
Me: Dang, did you see Russell Westbrook throw that dunk down on Bynum in the playoffs?
Guy: That dude is sick! He and Kevin Durant are complete domination!
Guy: That dude is sick! He and Kevin Durant are complete domination!
by DurantFan July 14, 2010
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Hey we're all gonna be mixing sooner or later......Yeah, if u get a chic from Phillipines and a guy from Holland you'll get a Hollapino.
by alad tapsumbong vadrevu March 2, 2005
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