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Stick a Russell

1. - A phrase meaning lets go, lets do it. Lets fuckin get to it.

2. - To take something working correctly and fuck it up.

3. - The act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit pictures and/or video involving the use of one's index finger and asshole.
Examples:

1. It's time to stick a russell. Woot Woot!!

2. The stereo sounded great until Patrick decided to stick a russell. Now Patrick must die!

3. Lame. I don't even know this guy. Why would he stick a russell and ruin my lunch? Seriously, I just sat down to eat. Now I'm about to spew all over my phone! Fuck!
by ButtonPusher June 1, 2010
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D'Angelo Russell

The snitch who costed Nick Young's relationship with Iggy Azalea
He gets a lot of shade thrown at him and no one wants to be around him
P1 "What happened between Nick Young and Iggy?"
P2" D'Angelo Russell Happened"
by Shipyetshipwreck August 9, 2016
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dirty Russell

The act of taking a shit in a blender and putting in in lasagna and giving it to people
Hey man my sister Maria was really sick yesterday after seeing you, I know man I gave her a dirty Russell
by sanduskys locker August 20, 2016
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Russell Stover

The insertion of one's ballsac into a woman's anus, getting the ballsac covered in "chocolate", and slapping it around on her, usually on the face.
-Damn dude I freaked that bitch out. I took my nuts on a little trip to her chocolate factory and Russell Stovered her in the face.

-Awwwwwwh, Karl!!! Nuts in the asshole!! Now why don't you just Russell Stovah all over that ho!!!!!!!!!!
by The Cleveland Steamer October 4, 2005
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russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis
I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.
by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007
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Russell Brand

A Noxious Oily Parastic Secretion found between the Buttocks of Z-List celebrities like Jonathon R(w)oss. A person afflicted with Russell Brand has little hope of recovery, as its narcotic secretions lull the victim into complete delusion.
Reporter: 'Man, whats that evil stench?'

Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.

Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'

Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!
by Simon Cowells Underpants January 7, 2010
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Russell Chro

Not to be confused with actor Russell Crowe, this is a slang word for marijuana aka chronic. chronic shortened to chro, making a nice code word for phone calls.
dude 1- "Yo, who you chillin' with?"
dude 2- "Just me and Russell Chro, man"
by phatzane® January 13, 2005
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