Reuben’s Knob

Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.

He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan

They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps

Reuben’s knob? I’ve heard of it but never seen it!!!

by Naked Chinese man June 24, 2020

reuben

reuben is a christian mallu who wants to be punjabi and jatt. he has yur back bc he’s a follower but it’s ok bc he can violate and isn’t a snowflake. #jattlife

“yo we beefing”
“yh add reuben for backcase”

by g1jatt🚜🌾🇮🇳 October 4, 2020

Reuben's Corsairs

The Corsairs usually are based around After the Flash: Deep Six. This faction has replaced B3 in lore of th game. Along with that they are secretly allied to the MEB and are super edgy pirates that literally any LPM will tell you that they're better. because most looms are biased when it comes to Corsairs

Reuben's Corsairs looted the pawn shop.

by JustToastDude April 3, 2017

Stinky reuben

When blow a load in a chick the night before and the next morning before she showers she asks you to go down on her and her snatch looks like corned beef and stinks like rotten sauer kraut.

I tapped that chick last night but this morning she made me eat a stinky reuben!

by 660 June 3, 2017

reuben beasley

A young man that like men, normally ones with black hair and look depressed

Wow, i think that guy is a reuben beasley

by Meaning-unpolular May 4, 2018

Reuben

A nice friend, big softy and a brother

Ur such a reuben

by Gurdmeow November 24, 2021

Reuben

My name means 'behold a son',Honestly everyone thinks differently about me most treat me harshly but only few treat me nicely, I just want to say that I'm a person who tries to live his life happily with his family , close relatives & friends, anyone who comes in my life I treat them with utmost respect and love them as my own, then it's upto the opposite person what he or she thinks of me and how they treat me but I will never stop loving them🙂

Hi Reuben how was your day?
Reuben are you ok?
Are you not feeling well Reuben?
Have a great day Reuben.
Keep smiling Reuben.

by ben_za19 November 23, 2021