Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

by james December 19, 2003

Reductio ad porno

Any discussion or argument about an actress that terminates with someone saying, 'Yeah, she's a beautiful woman but if I wanted empty titillation from a movie I'd just watch pornography... Uh, I mean more pornography.'

Martin: Oh come on, you don't think Marilyn Monroe was beautiful?

Lewis: Of course I do but once you've actually had sex, there's very little watching a fully clothed woman can do for you. Reductio ad porno.

by Duncan Credible November 8, 2009

cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy

Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.

Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.

by SaeedR October 10, 2008

reducing

v. on a diet; losing weight. A term heard in the deep south.

Have you noticed that Joyce is reducing? She now looks half-way decent in her tiny-weenie polka-dotted bikini.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

Unsupervised Outpatient Stress-Reduction Clinic

Fancy euphemism for a Bar.

Bars are unsupervised outpatient stress-reduction clinics that serve cheap over-the-counter medications with lots of side effects.

by Two Basket Skinner August 1, 2011

Breast Reduction

The act of slapping God in the face and reducing your breast size. Usually older woman get this surgery to correct their sagging breasts.

Tom: Didn't you hear? Jenny got a breast reduction!

Dan: That's like slapping god in the face.

by mymomwasa36E August 2, 2011

Reduce your head

A term used to try and deflate the ego of that big-headed friend of yours

Chavtastic Boy 1: "Yo, bruv, there's no 1 better at Fifa 11 than me, no 1"

Chavtastic Boy 2: 'Oi, reduce your head boi, you ain't that good'

by ducky2410 October 27, 2010