“We did not like it when you were mean”
“But Sarah was mean also.”
“Did you just try to Revenge Report?”
“But Sarah was mean also.”
“Did you just try to Revenge Report?”
by symsol February 24, 2023
A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)
by hazelnutbiscotti April 01, 2018
person 1: oi mate how drunk did you get last night?
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.
by alf dent April 15, 2013
In gaming, when one of your teammates goes AFK and the other team slaughters your own.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.
My best friend and I were Leaguing and he inconveniently went to the bathroom just before our team deathmatch began. When our team lost, I opened up a chat box to the moderators and said, "Report Beckett, plz."
by Muchacho DeGringo January 24, 2018
It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"
Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia
by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019
i need help, i don’t have a stupid definition for this shit. please, i need to shout but i don’t know what to say or who to say this to. help me
by Anthropoid.Ape on instagram November 27, 2020