Rofl Army

A faction of rogue soldiers that broke off from the Lolfleet in the early days of the Lolocaust. Often referred to as "Roflies" or "Rofl Waffles", they are the highly trained arch enemies of the famed Lolmarine battalion.

Lolmarine Alpha slowly snuck up and slit the Roflers neck with a lmaoblade, knowing that the reward for killing one of the Rofl Army was a nice cup of Lolmonade.

by Commander Quiggles October 25, 2008

rofl-drop

To drop or withdraw from a class after realizing how completely unready you are for the shitstorm of difficulty that this goes with this class

So, midway through my sociology exam, i realize that this isn't happening, so i go on my computer and rofl-drop the class, write down every flavor of cheese i can think of for the free response section, and leave a half hour early. I've felt like a winner all day :D

by Northwestern Student October 22, 2011

rofl harris

Rolf Harris's name but with rofl replacing the rolf. rofl roll on floor laughing at his stupid name

"ROFL Harris!"

by Old Boy George May 9, 2003

rofl waffle

A reply to a humorous comment.

Used mainly by people who choose to partake in unconventional behavior, such as going to Eat'n Park at 4 am.

Comment: I just spent five minutes talking about waffles.

Reply: rofl waffle

by aberdude1991 June 3, 2009

rofl-fest

A term applied to a particularly lol-worthy bout of laughing, or a particularly enjoyable time or event.

Combination of the words rofl; meaning to roll on the floor laughing, and fest; denoting a gathering or activity specified by a particular activity. In this case; laughing.

Kid #1: Dude, do you remember Charlie's party?!
Kid #2: Do I ever! It was a right rofl-fest!

by NUMOwrestler October 16, 2008

rofl tickets

When someone is seriously "bringing the lulz" and making people laugh either on purpose, or by being laughed at.

"I was laughing so hard! You should have been there. That guy was selling rofl tickets."

by Stevie Vedmore February 27, 2008

rofl my wafl

A variation of the phrase rofl my waffle where the word "Waffle" is quite obviously replaced by the similar sounding word "wafl" to better match the preceding rofl. Usually used as a lengthened version of Rofl for added humor or to express feelings of shock.

"Did you see it? She nearly killed herself!!! ROFL MY WAFL!!!!"

"Well rofl my wafl, I didn't see that coming!"

by TheCrimsonMoon May 21, 2009