quimbledon final

A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off.

Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) vs. Guy B (Tiger Tim)

A service constitutes initial approach to said clunge.

Return shows recognition of competition.

Badinage ensues and competitors rack up points employing such phrases as 'am goinna ride her ass like Zorro.'

15 is rewarded by a minge rub.
30 " " titty flash.
40 " " kiss.
Deuce " " 3 way kiss.
Advantage " " nipple lick.
Game " " oral.
Set " " penitration.
Match " " anal invasion.

Ejaculation with exclamation ' I am the quimbledon final champion'

by jojolechic June 9, 2009

Trim your Quim

This is when a female grooms her vaginal pubic hairs.

Ste: (Removes panties) Wooooah! Sally? Are you in their? I think you need to trim your quim!

by babilicious April 26, 2007

quimbo

An American subculture characterized by various aspects of indie, jazz, and alt-country. Preferences in music and art vary but are invariably cool and awesome. Due to it's mysterious nature, describing something as quimbo can never be argued nor repealed. It varies from town to town but existentialism and installation art are some basic gists. In 8 out of 10 "myspace town"s sampled, the show Rocko's Modern Life is quimbo.

More generally, quimbo is an avantgarde nondescript subculture of indie and is fun.

www.quimbo.org
www.quimbo.de
www.quimbo.net

by Tyler Hoover December 31, 2007

Quila

One who runs with goons. Usually faster then most and opener.

DANG!!! That girl can run. She must be Quila!

by The Angry Red Dragon February 24, 2010

quim wig

Aslo known as a merkin. A pubic wig for women.

"Hey dude, my girlfriend shaved, now she wears a quim wig"

by bobohme January 30, 2005

quiar

The combination of a liar and a quitter. Meant specifically for online players who leave games, then make up pathetic and/or far-fetched excuses for leaving.

While playing Ratchet and Clank online, this quire left four games in a row, his latest excuse, I had to feed the cat.

by comandoracht May 13, 2005

Quim Claws

When you touch a ladies front bum and your hands stink like you have been shelling prawns for hours...

What the fuck is that stench?
Oh sorry I just fingered my missus and she has run out of vagiclean - I must have quim claws

by Mama F May 1, 2006