pyzano

Those of Italian descent, usually very greasy and sleazy. Has a fondness for pizzas, clazones, and philly cheesesteaks.

My uncle Vinny is one crazy pyzano; he loves him his pizza.

by vinny dafunzalow April 13, 2007

pecan sandy

the most delicious and mostly beautiful coookie like frickin ever and its so good i eat so many wheni am baked its delicoius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eat them alot

'mmm give me that pecan sandy man!'

by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrachel March 7, 2005

Pecan pie

Pronounced "pacon pie"

The pecan pie was delicious

by Daddybrandon November 22, 2018

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

Pecan Pie

Verb
Performing a "chili dog" on one's partner, and releasing into the "chili" thus creating a brown, glazed substance.
Step 1: Cleveland Steamer
Step 2: Change Cleveland Steamer to Chili Dog
Step 3: Work until release
Step 4: Release into the chili of the Chili Dog
Step 5: Take a step back and admire

Chest + Feces = Cleveland Steamer
Cleveland Steamer + Penis = Chili Dog
Chili Dog + Male Ejaculate - Penis = Pecan Pie

by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010

pecan

substitution for toilet

the shitter was plugged so i filled a can with pee -therefore it was a pee can

by willy b quick October 26, 2003

pecan mudslide

A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the chest of the other, and the fecal matter is really runny and nutty.

Also, a treat from Dairy Queen.

I ate a whole bag of nuts yesterday so I could give my wife a pecan mudslide

by Flannel Jake November 23, 2010