A middle aged or apparently near middle agea woman who is single ready to mingle for one unfortunate reason or another and is currently seeking promiscuous encounters with younger men.
Omg that chick just asked me to do something i never even heard of she had to be like 40 she must be going through cougar puberty
by Squirter13 July 21, 2025
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Get the Kinky Puberty sos mug.A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.
(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)
(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)
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Get the Headache puberty mug.Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.
Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.
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