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Valorant Premium

Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.

Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game
by bobabond June 25, 2023
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pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
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Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016
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Premium Turtle Fuur

The short and curlies that keep your snatch warm frost free.
My beard got all tangled up in her premium turtle fuur...
by Dieder December 14, 2019
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Premium simp

A fellow who buys females premium snapchats😂😂😂
That guy ____ is a premium simp, he buys a pic every check
by Kr47y February 24, 2020
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Premium Blend

When you put 50 percent weed and 50 percent tobacco in a grinder, grind it up and take, moles, mokes, spliff bowls or smoke spliffs with it.
Weed guy: You want a snap bro?!?
Bro: Yeah sure!
Weed guy: Shit is gas gas strait up premium blend in this bitch!
Bro: Takes snap: LFG premium blend is no joke!
by Premium Blend Guy December 12, 2022
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premium skunk

the perfect hybrid of indica and sativa strains of (mad) roach.
Jeremy: 'did you see Ellie the other day? She seemed soooo happy and kool'.

Leticia: 'Hell to tha yeah. Not suprising, given gurl got dat hookup to the best premium skunk stash this side of town'.
by Rose Rage January 15, 2018
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