Preserved

Used when someone is looking fine as hell, especially when the individual is older, hungover, or working against some sort of odds.

“Bro you’re looking preserved as hell right now.”
“Appreciate it man, I’m actually still drunk from last night!”

by skankysteve10 June 17, 2021

Prevert

Someone who is practicing to be a pervert

Look it's tom there's tim trying to look at that girl getting changed, he is a prevert

by themoodyass September 21, 2021

Poverted

A self-being of being in a poverty-related state

wow, you see Jose over there, his group is really poverted, they are poor.

by Most Popular Guy Ever December 3, 2021

Prevert

1) A pervert in training. 2) An underage pervert

Looks like our son is growing up to be a chirpy little prevert just like his dad. At age 18 they officially become a pervert

by Roddhott April 12, 2023

Preserved Causality Theory

A hypothetical framework proposing that faster-than-light (FTL) travel does not necessarily imply time travel or causality violation. Contrary to conventional physics (where FTL equals time travel via relativity), Preserved Causality Theory suggests that causality is more fundamental than light speed limits—that there's a deeper structure ensuring causes precede effects regardless of velocity. This could involve privileged reference frames, quantum non-locality extended to macroscopic scales, or novel spacetime geometry that allows FTL without temporal paradoxes. The theory opens the door to interstellar travel while keeping grandma safe from accidental erasure. It's the dream of every sci-fi fan who wants warp drive without the headache of meeting your own grandfather.

"But Einstein said FTL equals time travel!" they protested. "Preserved Causality Theory," the warp drive engineer replied, "suggests Einstein was right about light but wrong about causality being tied to it. We're going to Alpha Centauri in a week, and we'll be back before we left—no, wait, we'll be back after we left. Causality preserved. Probably." The theory remains unproven, but so does faster-than-light travel itself."

by Nammugal March 4, 2026

Preserved Causality Theory

A framework proposing that causality is fundamental and conserved—that even in extreme conditions (FTL travel, time dilation, quantum weirdness), cause-effect relationships are preserved. Preserved Causality suggests that causality isn't just a feature of our spacetime but a conserved quantity, like energy or momentum. You can stretch it, bend it, maybe even warp it—but you cannot break it. FTL doesn't mean time travel; it means we don't yet understand how causality is preserved at those speeds.

"They said FTL means time travel—therefore impossible. Preserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. We don't know how FTL preserves it, but that doesn't mean it can't. The theory buys time for engineers: causality isn't fragile; it's fundamental."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Preferred Adjectives

The adjectives a person uses to refer to themselves. They are a way to promote respect from other people who think you are cool.

Hey, Brian is a real cool person. His preferred adjectives are 'brave' and 'authentic'

by anonymous January 28, 2025