Getting Portered

The act of being fist fucked without lube and mural consent, while your ears are bleeding from the sounds of concrete being jackhammered.

I'm really Getting Portered by my boss today with all the shit work he has given me.

by Mick 541 March 14, 2018

porter and pincer

made up people, the answer to anything u cant be arsed to answer.

"how did i get a 22% on this test?"
"porter and pincer. they degraded u."

by pooooorterandpincerrrrrrrrrr November 05, 2010

Porter pottied

To get a blowjob in a weird place

She Porter Pottied me in a church van

by Iamtheking13 March 15, 2016

Fortnite Porter

Porter is dumb and super rude. He is cocky, and doesn't care about the rules. He loves to play Fortnite, and is a complete virgin

Fortnite Porter just got a Victory Royal

by JustTellingYouTheTruth January 09, 2019

Porter Poop

-to take a shit in a porter potty

I had to go so bad i took a porter poop!

by cheeseanddijon June 02, 2010

Imogen Porter

A beautiful, hot and sexy girl.
Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!

Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.

awesome Imogen Porter

by Blooper64 December 09, 2013

Joe Porter

Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

Guy 1: Have you heard of our lord and savior Joe Porter
Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 09, 2020