Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018
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by psymmetry January 5, 2022
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by Daquavion February 9, 2022
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In all seriousness one of the top characters from the animated tv show "The Owl House".
In all seriousness one of the top characters from the animated tv show "The Owl House".
Lad: "What's your favourite ship?"
Lass: "Gustholomule"
Lad: "Gus Porter should totally be with Mattholomule in canon."
Lass: "Gustholomule"
Lad: "Gus Porter should totally be with Mattholomule in canon."
by SDE Syndrome September 11, 2023
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by cheeseanddijon June 2, 2010
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Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!
Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.
Imogen Porters are one in a million, and are straight-A students.
If you manage to catch one, hold on tight!
Their weaknesses are chocolate and loneliness. NEVER tell an Imogen Porter she sucks, if you value your life.
by Blooper64 December 9, 2013
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Guy 2: Yeah he is my role model, he is soooo handsome. He just oozes masculine stuff
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Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter
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