Porn Star Shower

—Noun. porn star show·er. pawrn stahr shou-er

Comparable to the term "Mexican Shower," a porn star shower is a shower of cologne, perfume, deodorant, or Frebreeze in place of an actual shower. However, unlike the Mexican shower which solely covers up the stench of body odor and filth from a hard day's work, the porn star shower is meant to disguise the aroma of lubricant and bodily fluids after sex when one does not have the time or resources to actually bath oneself before engaging in their daily activities.

—Related forms
porn star show·er·ing, verb
porn star show·er·like, adjective

Male: 'Babe, we don't have time. I have to be at my 8:30 a.m. meeting, and I still haven't showered.'

Female: 'Just come back to bed for a quickie and then take a porn star shower afterwards.'

by AlexaWins July 3, 2008

Porntard

PORNography + reTARD

A dude who can't find a girlfriend because

#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.

#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.

Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years. He's such porntard.

by Mike Porntard March 2, 2009

Pornstation Portable

People who mostly use there PSP's (Playstation Portable) for browsing, watching movies and surf the net for porn.

Dude check out my porn collection of hot nude chicks on my Pornstation Portable!

by Quentin_B November 6, 2006

Pornstache

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003

pornstache

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

by MustangWithInk September 17, 2007

Porn Star

A whore with a camera

mike: "sally fucked that guy for 10 dollars"
bob: "wow, what a whore"
mike: "yea, and they filmed it"
bob: "oh then in that case she's a porn star"

by Zbuckley February 15, 2007

pornstracted

when your doing something on the net like looking up information for an essay or talking to a friend on msn but end up getting distracted looking @ porn ... can also use pr0nstracted if you think it sounds better

"hey man why wont you answer my questions?"
'oh sorry dude! i got pornstracted'

by Martyr-Reb0rn January 16, 2008