porky

A fat friend

" HEY PORKY GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!"

by wyatt27boss January 06, 2018

Porky

In "Mother" series mean buisness

So you want to destroy the whole earth for some reason, ain't you, porky?

by April 17, 2021

porky

when you’re sitting on the toilet and the shit feels so good coming out of your ass that you cum without having to ejaculate

“hey mike yesterday i had a gnarley porky on the throne yesterday, felt so fucking amazing

by assholeeater069 January 28, 2022

Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 29, 2020

Jax Porky

To receive felatio from a girl directly after she regurgitates her consumption of the evening.

Man, that ho booted all over the place then sucked off Mike. I never figured he'd go for a Jax Porky!

by Shy Needwood January 11, 2007

porky soup

A soup that has dicks in it

Yo that dude eating some porky soup

by Arthurmorgan April 15, 2019

resort porky

Overeating, drinking and being a total pig while staying at an all inclusive vacation resort

Bruh trally packed on the pounds while he was a resort porky..

by KImCobain June 06, 2016