When you shove a handful of ice cubes up the vagina and you fuck the girl therefore making your dick a popsicle!
by ZARBONNER October 21, 2018
A penis that has recently been inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, and unwashed since. If the woman then goes down on said penis, she is sucking on an "iron popsicle."
My boyfriend and I had sex while i was on my period. Later when we went to bed i decided to suck on his penis a bit without thinking of the period-sex we had earlier and had myself an iron popsicle.
by Sriz July 13, 2009
I had just finished getting the posion out and your mom walked in. She saw my Floppy Popsicle and everything!
by Lil Larton November 13, 2009
A blood soaked cotton wad from the menstruating vagina that is served as a frozen treat and consumed on hot summer days.
by MASHISHI April 29, 2009
1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.
1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."
2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."
3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."
4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"
2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."
3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."
4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"
by Kate from California ;) August 02, 2010
A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.
Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.
by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010
by Micr0nutz January 13, 2007