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Pokémon

A video game made by Nintendo about stuffing cute animals into small balls called PokéBalls and forcing them to fight
"Bro i just got the new Pokémon game its so cool!"
by Average Internet Person June 19, 2022
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I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

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Person 343: I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler
“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémontonight
by Fart noises August 25, 2025
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Pokémon Cards

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.
Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!
by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021
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The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name
Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!
by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020
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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

The best Pokemon spinoff series, even surpassing the mainline games, at least as of now.
Person 1: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon made me cry
Person 2: bitch no it made you a furry
by RTDLatios November 27, 2023
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