poison bag

A gram of cocaine (bag) that has been adulterated or “cut” with various powdery fillers that should not be ingested by the human body. The users will not be aware they have consumed a poison bag until the next morning when their hang over is exacerbated by the poisonous contents.

The effects are usually headache, extra dry mouth, congestions of the nose and throat, vomiting, fever, depression and a preference to limit any human contact unless you are being spooned.

Poison bags are often re-ordered and consumed, even with the purchaser aware that they are purchasing a tainted bag, due to a lack of available supply, a discount in the price or to chase the dream.

1. Damn I feel like shit, I must have bought a poison bag

2. Don't buy bags from tickets, you know he only sells poison bags

3. You: Can you get bags?
Friend: Yeah I have a number.... but his bags are poison
You: Fuck it ill get one anyway and worry about it tomorrow

4. You: Ahh fark that burns, must be a poison bag
Friend: You ok?
You: Yeah.....lets order another one
Friend: bring on the poison

by Bag man August 25, 2013

poison-mouth

a person who utters bitter or insulting or venomous remarks against somebody. As a verb, it can be used to mean 'to utter such remarks'.

He broke with his girlfriend because she was such a poison-mouth.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 29, 2015

poison tea kettle

the act of getting a blow job with after anal sex with multiple other individuals, as unsuspecting person sucking that dirty dick brings you to climax, pull out of their mouth and blow a buttery nut in their face, this surprise money shot resembles steam coming from the spigot of a tea kettle.

I gave sally the ol' poison tea kettle last night after I packed some serious fudge at Audrey's.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

poison tree

A slang word for a massive weed plant.

Yo dude that's a huge poison tree

by Fagbags69 June 19, 2017

Poison ass

When someone has to take a water shit that makes them feel like their insides have turned into hot poop soup.

I went out to eat with my family and before we even made it home I got hit with a bad case of poison ass.

by Shrumpelstiltskin May 25, 2019

Poison dick

That dick that’s real good, but that motherfucker attached to it is toxic. So he got that poison dick.

Alex has had me in his grips for years, that motherfucker got poison dick, for real!

by LizyyyB March 30, 2021

Poison from The TFMA Franchise

Annoying, selfish, oblivious and lazy.

Poison from The TFMA Franchise is pointless.

by Vitamin's Lost Brother December 11, 2022