The Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992

An act that does not allow any tiktok users to tell lies on the internet

Jane123Lol: Omg. I this tiktok is so funny! I was there when they filmed it
Richard0_: @Jane123Lol omg delete this! Haven't you heard about the Pinocchio Internet Act of 1992? You can't be telling lies online

by NOIE_LIMAC February 9, 2021

Angled Pinocchio

When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.

“Don’t talk to him, he gave me an Angled Pinocchio.”

by Prescription Bottle February 16, 2021

964 Pinocchio

The weirdest japanese movie ever

Person one: dude have you seen 964 Pinocchio?
Person two: yeah, that shits weird

by IHasEars! August 15, 2022

Portly Pinocchio

George Santos

New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.

by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023

the Pinocchio's argument

Somebody who pretends there's a straw man argument when they're not the ones presenting facts

Example someone lists statistics but they tell that person that's a straw man argument when it's not hence the Pinocchio's argument

by Meganfan1987 May 8, 2023

does pinochio have wooden balls

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

by J. @kins May 6, 2008

Dirty Pinnochio

When an individual of the male gender is having his testicles orally gratified from the rear, said individual spreads the cheeks of their buttocks and thrusts themselves backwards, thus plunging the unfortunate recipient's nose into their gaping rectum; the rarity of the circumstances wherein a Dirty Pinnochio can be performed make this maneuver all the more impressive.

"Billy asked me to suck his balls from behind last night, and before I knew it, he gave me a Dirty Pinnochio."

by Suburban Assassin July 16, 2006