shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

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Piggywinkle

Someone who consumes too much food but is cute instead of just a fatty

Oh John, you're such a piggywinkle

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When a man have such an exquisite penis he becomes a full breeded coolie and fucks a paraplegic bitch that gives him powers of that of a God

Brandon is secretly piggymantitis but he's also an ass so he's gay.

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