A euphamism used to describe a woman (or man) who attempts to converse with a mouthful of semen. Their jaw takes on a pelican-like shape as they attempt to not spill any of the precious elixir while speaking. When speaking in this manner, the orator invariably (no matter their race or origin) sounds cajun; hence the name "Louisiana Pelican". Who dat!?!
My woman tried to do the Louisiana Pelican for me last night and sneezed baby batter all over my face!
C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!
C'mon mayun, I cain't hardly unnastann yoo! Yoo soun like a Loozyana Pelican!
by dixxienormuss January 23, 2011
A Pelican Pilot; is a helicopter/airplane pilot who always has more reasons not to go flying than to go flying.
Customer: That "Pelican Pilot" you sent never wants fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!
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A sex position in which the woman begins by getting spread eagle on the bed. The man jumps into the air and plunges his dick inside of her whilst flapping his arms around like a crazy mother fucker. Flip and repeat to make it a DOUBLE Pelican .
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