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Pattern Posting

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter
Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019
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Patternous

Using a pattern. If something is regular and consistent, it is patternous.
The ocean waves are patternous.
by Blithering Baboon March 27, 2022
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pattern whore

the act of wearing too many patterns at once.
Wow Sally, hearts AND stripes? You're such a pattern whore.
by hippolander January 23, 2009
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Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023
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facade pattern

An ugly colored and patterned sweatshirt worn be attractive people when they are trying to be low key.
Wow, did you see that hot chick in the facade pattern over there? She thinks we won't notice!
by D Kremer June 3, 2017
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