Self-partnered

An empowering way to say you are single

I just broke up with nada, now I am self-partnered

by @nd._.7 November 7, 2019

partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.

A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 1, 2011

heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.

Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.

by Pace June 3, 2004

partner

a person that you will have at some point.

i believe in you man. go get 'em. you'll find a partner someday

by KinKin12132 March 3, 2021

domestic partnership

A domestic partnership is a legal or personal relationship between two individuals who live together and share a common domestic life but are neither joined by marriage nor a civil union.

Ben and Liz are in a domestic partnership.

by ahov101 March 9, 2011

Parnage

A party in which all attending play a violent videogame, usually being Halo. It is the fusion between the words "party" and "carnage" which yeild "parnage."

Dude, you comin' to the parnage tonight? Kevin bought the new Legendary Map Pack!

by Héctor Andrés Mayoral May 4, 2008

life partner

*Your significant other*.*The person you can't live without*.*The person you see yourself with for life*.The greatest feeling one can know when it is reciprocated.Can hurt like hell when its not or when one is not true.

~I am so in love you.I just can't imagine myself without you.You are my life partner.I promise to forever love,honor,and cherish you for eternity............~

by ~jobella~ April 29, 2008