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Jeremiah Palmer

The act of taking Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea and Jeremiah Weed Lemonade and mixing them together, much like the popular Iced Tea and Lemonade combo created by Golf legend, Arnold Palmer.
Jeremiah: "Last night I chugged like 5 four loko's man, it was nuts!"

Arnold: "Haha, Four Loko? No one drinks those anymore man. Now-a-day's is alllll about the Jeremiah Palmer."
by Forgettaboutit July 14, 2011
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Palmer Report

A clickbait political blog that relies on an army of grandmas for support. The blog wholeheartedly believes that trump is going to prison.
Dude, why does your grandma keep saying that trump is going to prison.

Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.

Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia
by holy guacomole June 28, 2021
mugGet the Palmer Reportmug.

Meridith Palmer

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Arizona's Arnold Palmer iced tea/ lemonade and vodka, named after the character from the Office. The vodka is normally added to the can after at least 1/5 of the can has been drank, resulting in a drink with none of the alcohol's flavor and perfect drunken portability.
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'Hey Bob, I didn't know you drank tea!'

'I don't. I'm having a Meridith Palmer to get drunk while at work.'
"
by Dealedtheseal May 24, 2011
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Darnold Palmer

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil
Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!
by parmsisreal September 18, 2018
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Randy Palmer

Great drink made from mixing Mountain Dew and unsweetened Iced Tea
That Randy Palmer really hit the spot. I just love the bubbles.
by barclacc October 19, 2016
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Palmer Report

A clickbait online blog that attests almost daily that Trump will go to prison.
Hey did you hear the breaking news from the Palmer report? They said trump is going to prison

Haha that Bill Palmer is such a character
by holy guacomole June 28, 2021
mugGet the Palmer Reportmug.

ryan-palmer

look at that ryan-palmer
by pie1234567654 March 7, 2017
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