by Ignorant bittles December 20, 2008
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Damn, look at all the important people working in the White House, they must be deemed pubic figures... at least the hairy ones.
by pubequeen101 November 9, 2020
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David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine December 12, 2022
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"Tom asked me if i had ever heard of a Pubic Event,i said no.After explaining what it was,he asked if i was intersted. i accepted"
by poppinpoopdrops December 2, 2020
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