A phrase people use when trying to compliment a pregnant woman, typically to make them feel less ugly/fat that hardly anybody understands.
Larry: Did you see Kathy's baby bump?
Susan: Yes! she's got that pregnancy glow.
Larry: Oh...ummmm.... *awkward pause*....yeah she looks...good?
Susan: I know right! I wish I looked that good when I was pregnant.
*awkward pause*
Susan: Yes! she's got that pregnancy glow.
Larry: Oh...ummmm.... *awkward pause*....yeah she looks...good?
Susan: I know right! I wish I looked that good when I was pregnant.
*awkward pause*
by DragonViperX July 12, 2019
Get the Pregnancy Glowmug. When a girl gives you a blowjob and then she swallows or gets an facial and then you blurt out "YOUR FACE IS PREGNET" then run out.
by KRIZZLE1994 July 24, 2009
Get the face pregnancymug. This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.
Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!
by Mr Hamsandwitch January 3, 2011
Get the Led Zeppelin Pregnancymug. You get it from oral sex.
by NotARapist April 21, 2005
Get the oral pregnancymug. When a male crab becomes pregnant by doing yoga that strengthens the core. In other words male crabs can become pregnant by doing ab yoga.
by Linguine88 April 7, 2020
Get the Male crab pregnancymug. A name that's so bad that only a teenager would give it to a child without considering the effect on the child
Guy #1: I've got a date with Jyllyn Dakota Hunter Dunn tomorrow.
Guy #2: What is she, a stripper?
Guy #1: Don't be like that; she's cool. It's not her fault she's got a teen-pregnancy name.
Guy #2: What is she, a stripper?
Guy #1: Don't be like that; she's cool. It's not her fault she's got a teen-pregnancy name.
by nappy pappy May 8, 2008
Get the teen-pregnancy namemug. The pain which is severely over-rated by women. Women use the pain of sustained labour to control men: i.e. "Dónall, grab me a beer", "Fuck bitch, get it yourself", "I went through 3 hours of pregnancy pain for you dickwad!"
Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?
Evidence that this "pain" is only used to control can further be found in the fact that women are often prepared to go through it more than once. Women claim that giving birth hurts more than a kick in the gonadz. But lets be honest, what guy would willingly take more than one kick in the gonadz?
1. Hormonal pregnant lady-dragon: "I'd bet pregnancy pain hurts far more than a kick in the ballbag".
Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".
2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"
Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"
Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"
Disgruntled male: "Fuck that shit. Leave my testes alone".
2. Father: "Hey, woman, I'm hitting Amsterdam with the guys this weekend"
Bitch-ass Mother: "Oh hell no, you aint. I went through 6 hours of labour pain to mother your kids and you are taking them to their waterpolo match!"
Father (under his breath): "Dang, I'm whipped. Sex sure aint worth this shit"
by PregnancyPain?Pah. March 28, 2010
Get the Pregnancy Painmug.