A small town on Lake Erie. It is full of people that are boring as shit. Nothing goes on besides drugs and lame church related stuff. Living here is boring and every highschooler wants out. Most parents have live there their entire lives. industry has left this town so there are no jobs.
by xXSP1TTL3SXx February 15, 2010
Get the Port Clintonmug. ted: i like my port wine how i like my girls.
fred: ?
ted: i.e. sweet, red, muted and aged for twenty years
fred: ?
ted: i.e. sweet, red, muted and aged for twenty years
by portohead October 20, 2012
Get the port winemug. To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.
by dday1313 April 24, 2014
Get the drunk-a-portmug. 
by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012
Get the Shelling the Portmug. a bunch of homos who are in the mafia, who fight against (except when there not) the armed detective agency from the manga bungo gay.. sorry i mean bungo stray dogs
person 1: oh, do you know who these people are?
person 2: oh yeah thats the port mafia there all homos
person 2: oh yeah thats the port mafia there all homos
by yourlocalatsushikinnie January 17, 2022
Get the port mafiamug. 1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning
2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning
3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.
2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning
3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.
by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018
Get the Port Manningmug.