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Port Clinton

A small town on Lake Erie. It is full of people that are boring as shit. Nothing goes on besides drugs and lame church related stuff. Living here is boring and every highschooler wants out. Most parents have live there their entire lives. industry has left this town so there are no jobs.
"How are things in Port Clinton?"

"Boring as shit, like always. Thankfully I have pot!"
by xXSP1TTL3SXx February 15, 2010
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drunk-a-port

To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.
Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.
by dday1313 April 24, 2014
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port wine

a portuguese muted red wine with about 20% vol. alc. gets better with time spent in the bottle.
ted: i like my port wine how i like my girls.
fred: ?
ted: i.e. sweet, red, muted and aged for twenty years
by portohead October 20, 2012
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Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female
I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port
by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012
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port mafia

a bunch of homos who are in the mafia, who fight against (except when there not) the armed detective agency from the manga bungo gay.. sorry i mean bungo stray dogs
person 1: oh, do you know who these people are?
person 2: oh yeah thats the port mafia there all homos
by yourlocalatsushikinnie January 17, 2022
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lew-port

Lew-port is Hell on Earth
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Port Augusta

Port Augusta is known as a ‘working class town’, which is ironic because no one there has a job. The city has been redundant since its port ceased to operate in 1973, making half of its name a lie. Attempts to resuscitate ‘Portagutter’ by kick-starting a new economy predicated on polluting the atmosphere with copious amounts of carbon ended with the closure of all of its coal-fired power plants in the 2010s. Now little more than a blight on the South Australian desert landscape, Port Augusta exists purely so people can confuse it with Port Pirie and Port Lincoln.
Port Augusta’s most famous feature is its putrid stench, courtesy of a dried-up tyre-filled mud puddle called Bird Lake, which makes the entire city smell almost as bad as its residents. The place is also cursed with a punishing climate that sees the mercury push 50 degrees, forcing feral locals to cool off in the flooded rubbish tip known as the Spencer Gulf. 500 algae-encrusted shopping trolleys were recently fished up from waters near the wharf to prevent jumpers from landing on them, but a sizeable trolley reef remains.
Port Augusta: Where the Dirt Meets the Sea.

person 1: going to porta gutta?
person 2: yeah cunt
Person 1: try not to get raped or shanked then cunt
by Yeetstick69420 November 13, 2019
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