Pook

To be both ugly enough to make someone puke, and smelly enough to smell of poo. The worst possible combination for a person to be.

That guy who just walked through the door, absolute Pook, I think I'm going to throw up and maybe charge him triple.

by Mr Harry Man September 27, 2017

pooking

pooping and puking at the same time.

I was on the toilet and holding a trash can yesterday while I was pooking

by sgtgalactor October 11, 2017

pook stain

A surface stain caused by repeated contact with large concentrated clusters of raw pook.

The beautiful auditorium would have been completely void of flaw had it not been for gallery of aging pook stains smeared angrily across the golden ceilings. A true American travesty, indeed.

by Dongbat June 12, 2017

Pook

a greasy person who does or looks like they do drugs and look
constantly stoned 24/7

Look at that pook in the yearbook

by AldySkid November 17, 2017

Pook

When you have to poop and puke at the same time

I'm so sick man, I need to pook!

by lamestories February 17, 2017

Pook

A word used to explain a pooped on dick

Hey man I was with my girl and we decided to go anal and I came out with a pook

by James evangelou May 25, 2016

Pook

My cats name

Come and get some food pook

by Same tbh October 10, 2016