Alaska Pipeline

The Alaska Pipeline is when one person shits a nice long turd, freezes it, the uses it to fuck another person. either in the pussy or in the ass.

He pulled that Alaska Pipeline out of the freezer and fucked me with it.

by HopSing May 17, 2008

Papal-kibbie

1. One who resembles a cat either physically or mentally and is associated with some sort of religion.
2. A non-existent food treat that is highly sought-after.
3. The ultimate, paramount, epitome of supply and demand. Where supply is absolute zero (0) and demand rises to infinity.

The Papal-kibbie of the elusive uber-cookie, that contained seven chocolate chips more that any other cookie one has ever eaten, was impossible for Adam to bake.

by Yorx November 10, 2003

pipl

Stands for "Pissing In Pants Laughing". An internet term, usually used when someone finds something very funny.

Dude1: Check this pic out!
Dude2: pipl!

Girl1: See that guy over there? I think he wants me.
Girl2: lol noob pipl

by Xp4nd3r May 18, 2006

pipage

a sexy or above average looking female.

"yo', would you pipe her?"
"is she pipage?"
"hell yeah nigga'!"
"alright then she'll get piped"

by ccc7777777 February 17, 2009

Bovine Pigalities

A cow with a pig personality.

Man, I wish that cow didn't act like a cat, I prefer bovine pigalities.

by QQQQ December 13, 2006

pipeline-theist

n. a person who is an atheist but acts like a theist in front of other theists to get things done.

The word is inspired by Daniel Plainview's baptism in the movie 'There will be blood', where he fakes the whole baptism in order to build a pipeline

He is a pipeline-theist because he still lives with his parents. He'll become an atheist once he leaves his parents.

by mann September 17, 2012

Papal apology

1. A backhanded apology, where the offending party claims regret- not for their error or discourtesy- but rather for the ill feelings or reaction for those offended. 2. What may at first appear as an apology, but after closer examination, is really a condescending or placating way to avoid personal responsibility.

HISTORY: Pope Benedict XVI deeply offended Muslims when he quoted the Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus during his Regensburg talk. After an international uproar, Pope Benedict XVI attempted to apologize and clarify what he meant- along with the good intentions behind his speech- unfortunately; Pope Benedict XVI's "apology" was a bit backward.

Person 1: “I’m sorry you feel I was rude to your sister.”
Person 2: “Don’t give me a papal apology, you prick.”

by True Tru November 8, 2008